I wanted to let you know about an amazing real estate opportunity I have for you. I know a guy with a sweet van. He lives in it down by the Trinity River. It's really pretty sweet. You could call it a two bedroom since the front seat and the back seat convert into sleeping areas. There is no kitchen, but there is some pretty awesome camping equipment in the back. There is even a full tank of gas sitting in this bad boy. Owner is willing to finance and does own the land beneath the "property." For a three year note at 16% with just $2,500 down, it is yours!
Just imagine your life in a sweet van...down by the river.
Happy April Fool's Day,