Once in college my buddies and I decided that it was a great idea to tie a twin mattress to a tow strap and the tow strap to my giant lifted trick. Then I drove down the main street on campus (right in front of the freshmen girls' dorms) while my friends were surfing on the mattress behind the truck. One of them may have had a helmet on, but I'm sure one of them was replaying the mechanical bull scene from Urban Cowboy as he spastically waved at every girl on the street.

The short version of this story ends with me talking the police out of expelling all of us.

{Vaguely Relevant Transition}

Who do you know right now that is in a tough spot with a home? I can help them out of their rough spot as well. Do you have a friend or co-worker who needs to sell a house quickly? Do you know a guy at church or in your softball league who needs to purchase a home ASAP?

Let me know, I'd love to help anyone you know and like.

Todd Tramonte